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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
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"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"
"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"
"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you."
"On his deathbed, a man is asked if he wants anything said at his funeral. ""Oh look, he's moving."""
"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."
"I like my comedy how I like my milk..... dry."
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"