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Joke of the Day
"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."
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"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""
"Classic joke at my Catholic High School I went up to a man and said ""Jesus is the messiah"" He said ""No way"" I said ""Yah-weh"""
"When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said ""man, I'm just happy to be breathing"". I told him he should have bigger aspirations."
"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."
"Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."
"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"
"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."
"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"
"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."