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Joke of the Day

"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"

"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."

"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Why type of nut do Wallflowers like? Walnuts"

"Programming Job I wanted to give you some C++ pointers but I wanted to make sure you got this reference."

"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."

"Ladies, if he leaves the stickers on his hat, that's his way of telling you he won't pay child support."

"The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom"

"Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels"

"Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon? He was running a little behind"