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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said ""Would you like a plug for it?"" The idiot replied ""Oh I didn't know it was electric."""

"DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being"

"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"

"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"

"I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people"

"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."

"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."

"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""