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Joke of the Day
"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"
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"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"
"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."
"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."
"Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free."
"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from."
"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"