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Joke of the Day

"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar... Bartender says ""what can I get you?"" dog replies ""nothing.... I'm just looking for the man who shot my paw"""

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"I just got a Christmas card promising lots of anal and oral sex this year... I fucking hate prison."

"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."

"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"

"I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her. I'll see myself out."

"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."

"China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age."

"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"