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Joke of the Day

"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."

"Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!"

"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"

"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"

"The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon."

"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"

"Anyone know why jewish people like coupons and deals so much? They are just trying to avoid the whole cost. I feel terrible for making this up........ But ill get over it."

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"

"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."

"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."