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Joke of the Day
"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"
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"What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady."
"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""
"Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma."
"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""
"So Brazil at the World Cup..."
"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"