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Joke of the Day

"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."

"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."

"I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world."

"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"

"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."

"I didn't sleep a wink last night because my neighbor was screaming her head off. I think she doesn't like my basement."

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""

"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."