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Joke of the Day
"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"
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"What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? A private dick."
"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."
"I paid $600 to get off once Damn court costs."
"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."
"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."
"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"
"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."
"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first."