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Joke of the Day
"How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen? You take off their hats"
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"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"Wives are also like hurricanes... When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car."
"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."
"If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive"
"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"
"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."
"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."
"How long does an owl live? six and a half books."
"What kind of exercises do lazy people do? Diddly-squats"