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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive"

"People that say ""money can't buy happiness"" either have no money or buying the wrong things."

"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"

"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"

"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"

"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"

"What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !"

"""Daddy,"" a little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "" ""No, sweetheart,"" he answered. ""Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"""

"What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can."

"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"