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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!"

"Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry... I Noah guy."

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons"

"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."

"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."

"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."

"Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first? So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips."

"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."

"Ever since getting married, I've become really into politics. Everyday I hold my own caucus!"