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Joke of the Day
"In Gaza Strip... ...Kykes gas you!"
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"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."
"Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping"
"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"
"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"
"They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, ""What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."