227836

Joke of the Day

"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"

"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""

"How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head."

"30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen"

"My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted."

"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."

"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"

"TIFU by making an overused joke. Reddit"

"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."

"Trump promises to bring back Jobs If he can save the iphone 8 from deleting the charge port he can save America"