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Joke of the Day
"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."
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"Oh. You lost your phone and it's on silent? If you like it, you should've put a ring on it."
"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"
"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"
"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"
"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""
"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"