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Joke of the Day

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."

"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."

"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """

"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."

"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"

"If you insist on telling me about your weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit."

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"