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Joke of the Day

"What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!"

"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"

"""Do what you love & the money will follow."" Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait..."

"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."

"It's not a nervous breakdown. I'm having a calm, rational breakdown based on an understanding of how fucked everything is."

"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."

"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"

"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."

"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokinoff!"

"Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor."