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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. So I cut off my leg."
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"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."
"Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times"
"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."
"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"
"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"
"My wife asks for 500$ every day wow and what does she buy with all that money ? I don't know I never give it to her."
"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
"""I'm going to make a great mother one day"" I whisper to myself as I catch my burrito mid-fall and only a single bean spills out"