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Joke of the Day
"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."
"How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is."
"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."
"What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally? At a religious revival, they say ""STAND UP FOR JESUS"" At a bikers rally, they say ""SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"""
"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."
"Hear about that guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
"I slept with my best mate's wife last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something."