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Joke of the Day

"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."

"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."

"A Riddle: What's the only hole that I can't put my dick in? Answer: A donut hole!"

"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"I'm thinking of organizing a marathon which will go down my sisters street..... do you think I should run it past her?"

"What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite? Their age."

"What's the worst thing about Fridays? Realizing it's only Tuesday."

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's."" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -JayZ"