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Joke of the Day

"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."

"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there."

"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."

"A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)"

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."

"There's nothing louder than the end of cycle signal on a dryer."

"I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in."

"Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far."

"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"