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Joke of the Day
"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."
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"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"
"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"
"Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter"
"How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat"
"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"
"Behind every entitled shit-head kid is a parent who cuts the crusts off their sandwiches."
"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."
"A man got back from the doctor ""I just got back from the doctor,and he said I'm Canadian"" Said the man ""I'm so sorry"" Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout ""It's spreading!!!"""