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Joke of the Day

"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"

"""I'm not washing it, I'm just gonna shove it in a pony."" If you're a girl, that sentence is actually ok."

"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"

"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."

"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."

"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes..."

"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"

"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."

"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."