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Joke of the Day
"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."
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"I pointed to two old farts sitting across the bar and told my friend ""That's us in 10 years"". He said ""Dude, that's a mirror"""
"BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Sex with mentally disabled ppl (okay for work) What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome? . . . Slow clap"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."
"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."
"Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend"
"Scientists have reached the conclusion that the owl has the most acute sense of hearing They clearly haven't experimented on men browsing porn while their wives are asleep."
"Shout out to octopi. The spiders of the sea since 1981."