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Joke of the Day

"What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck."

"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."

"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"

"How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt."

"Once a person turns 60, the ""reply all"" feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails."

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi."

"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."

"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."

"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"