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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."
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"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the ""she"" in her story is."
"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"
"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."
"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"
"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
"""These mushrooms aren't poisonous!"" - Somebody's last words"