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Joke of the Day
"""These mushrooms aren't poisonous!"" - Somebody's last words"
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"What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist."
"*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*"
"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."
"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"
"How do you know a stranger could be an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."
"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"
"One day the youngest son asks his mother, ""Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"".... The mother says ""Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark""."
"""I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean."" -Unorganized Crime"