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Joke of the Day
"A blind guy walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair.. And a desk"
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"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
"THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. ""Wrong house guys."" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? ""Yup, happens a lot."" OKAY COOL, SORRY."
"Famous last words (silence)"
"Telling people my costume is Obama's birth certificate. If they say I have no costume, I fucking explain the facts to that racist fuckbag."
"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."
"Kids React [removed]"
"What kind of parasites do gangstas get? Thug Lice."
"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."