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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like where you are in your life ~ Then move you are not a tree"
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"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."
"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."
"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."
"My Girlfriend says I never listen to her Or something like that"
"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."
"I don't know what base that was, but thank you TSA."
"Local mom loses 190 pounds with this one simple trick! She sold my weight set at the damn garage sale."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Which songs do planets sing? Neptunes."