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Joke of the Day

"If you don't like where you are in your life ~ Then move you are not a tree"

"What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears? A mouse going on vacation."

"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."

"Why are Trump supporters *not* Nazis? When Nazis demanded your papers, they said ""please."""

"Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction? Because it joins Clauses."

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"

"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."

"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free."

"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"