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Joke of the Day

"Damn, Girl, are you a rollercoaster? 'cause everyone is talking about the ride..."

"I just had to think to remember how to write a capital ""P"", so if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up."

"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"

"What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced."

"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face"

"A babe walks into a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her"

"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"