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Joke of the Day
"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."
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"Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating. ""I know."""
"I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation."
"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."
"I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring all the clues Such as her name being Amanda."
"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
"Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole? Because Donald ducked."
"Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs."
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."