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Joke of the Day
"Why are planes strong? Cuz they can lift."
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"That moment when your crush is absent, and you wasted your time going to school."
"Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, ""happen"" to them."
"A mom sat down next to me at the park, smiled and asked, ""Which one's yours?"" I replied, ""None of them... yet."""
"I created a new word Plagiarism *just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*"
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."
"If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine."
"""You can't teach a dog new tricks."" - bad dog trainer"
"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"
"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"