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Joke of the Day
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"
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"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."
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"What do you call the death of a superior? A promotional opportunity."