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Joke of the Day
"You know what I find odd? Every other number"
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"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"
"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."
"My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species."
"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"
"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."
"Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Seriously. Very seriously."
"DAE always have that substitute teacher who didn't know anything about the subject matter? Sorry. Wrong sub."
"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"