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Joke of the Day
"[in ambulance] ""Can you describe the snake that bit you?"" Yes it was like an angry rope"
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"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"
"What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture"
"Sure, I could live a pious life so St. Peter lets me through the Pearly Gates. Or I could just crawl under the gate since IT SITS ON A CLOUD"
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"
"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. Thestewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionper passenger is allowed."""
"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"
"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"