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Joke of the Day

"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."

"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."

"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""

"When do the leaves begin to turn? The night before a test."

"What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT"

"GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf"

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"(: N poo Love, Australia."

"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"