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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT"
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"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."
"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."
"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."
"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"
"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"
"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."
"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""
"Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?"
"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"