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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""
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"What form of hand-to-hand combat did the Nazis use? Jew Jitsu"
"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."
"I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once."
"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"
"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"
"I was desperate for a job, so my friend offered me one as a test subject in a wind tunnel But i wasnt a fan"
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, ""Well, this changes everything"""