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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my wine... 9 years old and locked in the basement"
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"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""
"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."
"Why did the boy die? Because he ate honey nectar and then went to the store and tried to buy some mustard and got eaten by a Stegosaurus"
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"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."
"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"
"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"
"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"
"The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language. The rest, as they say, was History."