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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in."

"What are Mexican hackers called? BanDDoS"

"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"

"People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become god."

"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."

"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"

"What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before."

"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"