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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."

"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"

"Are guys smarter before, during, or after sex with a woman? During, you're plugged into a know-it-all."

"How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?"

"A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof."

"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"Avoid sexist comments... Chicks hate that."

"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"