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Joke of the Day

"What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!"

"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"Describe yourself in one word Bad at describing myself with one word."

"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."

"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."

"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"