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Joke of the Day

"What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!"

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."

"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."

"What has a bottom at the top? legs"

"[donald trump wakes up from getting his wisdom teeth removed. his mouth stuffed with gauze] did i builded the big walls yet?"

"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""

"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."

"My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."