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Joke of the Day

"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."

"What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes? Sweet Pee"

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"My 6 year old nephew is legitimately pissed off that there is no actual monkey in the monkey bread."

"Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch? Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot."

"I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows"

"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."

"A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower... ...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online."

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer. 'The more you know'"