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Joke of the Day
"What do Hillary Clinton and The Queen have in common?..... They're both hated by republicans"
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"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"what's going on with people who are mad at movies that last longer than 90 minutes but happily watch an entire season of TV in one day"
"Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers."
"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."
"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."