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Joke of the Day
"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."
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"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes."
"One time I accidentally listened to a John Mayer song & spontaneously generated 2 thumb rings before it was over."
"I hear Bristol Palin is pregnant again... Ever since Trig was born, she's been Down to fuck."
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."