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Joke of the Day

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."

"Before you have kids, practice yelling ""GET UP NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS!"" & see if it's right for you."

"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."

"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"

"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."

"If you ever Google ""Gary Oldman"" For fuck sakes don't forget the ""r"" in Gary!!!"

"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"

"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."