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Joke of the Day
"If you ever Google ""Gary Oldman"" For fuck sakes don't forget the ""r"" in Gary!!!"
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"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""
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"So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them."
"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."
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"How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb? One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her."
"What did O say to Q? Ya dick is hangin out."
"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."