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Joke of the Day
"If you ever Google ""Gary Oldman"" For fuck sakes don't forget the ""r"" in Gary!!!"
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"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."
"How do you start a raid in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling!"
"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."
"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."
"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."
"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""
"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"