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Joke of the Day

"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."

"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."

"Q: Why does Motel 6 ""keep the light on for you"" A: So the roaches won't come out."

"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"

"Why was the President broke after the assassination attempt? Secret service charges."

"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."

"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"people say I'm a narcissist.. I don't think there's anything wrong with me."

"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."