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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."

"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."

"Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise."

"Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?"

"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"

"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."

"[OC] So did you hear about that harbour in Brazil that was infested with birds? I guess you could call it a Port-o-Geese."

"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:"

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!"