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Joke of the Day

"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""

"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""

"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"

"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"

"How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting."

"Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!"

"Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first."""

"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"