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Joke of the Day
"I farted in a room full of hipsters.. then watched them fight over who heard it first."
Next Joke
"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."
"So I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was great, but no one would make me a sandwich."
"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"
"When life hands you melons, make sure you squeeze them fast before you get slapped."
"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"
"The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing"
"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"